Zuckerberg Stole My Inverted Knees Look

So this photo went viral today. Everybody is talking about how Mark Zuckerberg apparently has inverted knees. Just a shocking turn of events for your boy. Why? Because all #GoPresGo guys already know that one of my biggest Pet peeves in life is when people say I look like zuckerberg. Drives me nuts. I look like Bradley Cooper not zuckerberg. That’s not me talking. That’s science. Or maybe a way poorer but way better looking version of Zuck. But now he goes out and does this. Steals my whole inverted knees schtick. Diabolical move. I can’t catch a break with this guy. Now the comparisons and whispers will only grow louder. I feel like this is when Peterman bought the rights to Kramer life on Seinfeld except I’m not getting paid.