Some Lunatics Made A Country Music Tune On Lenny Dykstra Comforting Lena Dunham's Vagina...And It's A BANGER

This is it. This is the purpose of human existence. I pray to whatever is out there that after we are nothing more than shadows and dust that this SoundCloud file is the only thing that remains. There is no real explanation on how we’ve come to this point. Well, other than Lenny Dykstra trolling Lena Dunham on Twitter about “Rescuing” her vagina and these folks writing a country doohickey about the subject. But I repeat, there is no real explanation on how we’ve come to this point.
What a world.

The real quizzical aspect of all of this is these guys legitimately put decent time and effort into this song and subject matter. This is a certified JAM. Just imagine if they put their efforts and talents into something actually worthwhile. Chances this banger hits the charts? 0%. But stranger things have happened. Whatever it takes, dude. Whatever it takes.

h/t @jrock7979