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Guy Clearly Winning A Street Fight Misses A Looping Hook And Falls Hard

Back…and to the left.

What an embarrassing tumble! He was one scary dude that entire video, and one miscalculation put him right on his butt looking a fool!

It seems the conflict started when they guy in red got robbed, and the guy in the striped shirt claimed to know who did it on Twitter but wouldn’t confess. So the Dana White of wherever the fuck these guys live commissioned this matchup at catchweight, and oh boy was it an exciting one. I’m here to break it down for you.

First off, Striped Shirt baits Red Shirt into coming towards him because he’s a counter puncher. We all know that about him, obviously. Red Shirt’s also let his emotions get the best of him leading into this fight, so his striking isn’t expected to be as sharp as it usually is. With this in mind, and the fact that his hands were down on the rush-in, Striped Shirt fires the first shot…

OH! HE OVEREXTENDS! RED SHIRT CATCHES HIM WITH A FURIOUS RIGHT HOOK AND DROPS HIM! Now here’s the important part: this fight is over as long as Red Shirt stays composed and lands accurate ground and pound shots. Can he do that?!

NOOOOOOOPE! Wild, LOOPING shots, none of which connected flush, allow Striped Shirt to recover and put his collegiate wrestling pedigree on display with a perfectly executed single leg takedown. Let’s see what he has to offer from top control…

Absolutely nothing, okay! They two scramble to their feet and Red Shirt slips out of a rare standing arm triangle choke.

…and drops Striped Shirt once again, this time with an illegal blow to the back of the head. Somebody should really step in and call it at this point, that’s either a TKO for Red Shirt or DQ for Striped Shirt. Because of the setting, we’ll call it a win for Red Shirt.

Until this IDIOT got cocky and tried to wind up the biggest punch of all time, spinning himself out like the Tasmanian Devil and hitting the ground like a ton of bricks. The two walked off after this, trading no more shots, so I’m forced to go to Bruce Buffer for the official decision…

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THIS FIGHT BY TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT AT ONE MINUTE AND SIXTEEN SECONDS OF THE VERY FIRST ROUND…..STRIPED SHIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT!”