Jim Harbaugh's Can Opener Is Nothing Short Of Majestic

To get that kind of form and extension on this can opener in khakis and a polo is the type of tenacity and dogged perseverance we’ve come to expect from Coach Harbaugh.

Also, many people on the web are trying to say this is a jackknife. Don’t listen to those people. They’re uncultured swine who don’t know their rear end from their elbow and they are simply not to be trusted on matters such as this.