Lebron James Finger Nails Just Made Me Puke

Hey Bron Bron maybe you have no friends because your finger nails are fucking disgusting.  I mean I’ve already puked 7 times writing this blog and I’ve only been writing it for 4 seconds.  Stop buying expensive wine and start buying cheap nail clippers you uncivilized fuck.   Seriously can somebody in his crew please help this clown out?  How do you not notice the FloJo finger nails before posting this?  I’ve seen bums with better hygiene than this.