I Thought Nancy From Stranger Things Was My Dream Girl, But It Was Actually Her/Mike's Mom Karen Wheeler

I guess Spoiler Alert, but not really, but kinda. Over the weekend I binged season 2 of Stranger Things like I expect most of you did. It was a great decision as the season did not disappoint one bit. I came into Season 2 in love with Nancy Wheeler. She had everything going on, but in season 2 I really got turned away and she wasn’t even at fault. That’s because her mother Karen Wheeler, portrayed by the lovely Cara Buono, stepped into my life. Now obviously Karen was in season one, but she wasn’t in any scenes like this one below. I mean this is one of the hottest scenes in TV history that did’t involve sex or nudity. I was melting watching Karen here.

She’s a rocket. She’s a certified ten in every way shape or form. She’s clearly frustrated with her marriage cause she’s stuck with fucking Ted “Boring as Wallpaper” Wheeler. How does Karen fall for this schmuck?

This gives hope for every boring, lazy, loser fuck out there because if Ted Wheeler can land Karen then simply anything is possible. This guys SUCKS.

Back to Karen, I need more of her. I need Season Three (which we probably won’t get until 2019) to be all about her. Tell me she leaves Ted. Maybe Ted just dies? That’d be dope. I’ve only been in love once, back in college, but I think I’ve found it again.

Throwback but she was also Kelli Moltisanti in the Sopranos. Totally forgot about that.

P.S. I think part of the season I resent Nancy now is cause she left Steve in the dumps while he became a star. Steve is by far my favorite character on this show. He’s a hero, meanwhile Jonathan is a fucking ZERO. I have hope for Steve and Nancy in Season Three because Jonathan is a complete loser and it’s only a matter of time before she snaps out of it. Or maybe it’s back to the Ted-Karen dynamic. Jonathan Byers is Ted Wheeler.

Just give me more Karen