Jimmy Butler Screaming For His Life As He Falls Out of a Canoe Into Two Foot Water Is Incredible
I’ve watched this easily 30 times already today. Jimmy Butler cannot swim and it’s so goddamn funny. I kinda find it funny anytime someone can’t swim and starts panicking in shallow water, My mom can be in a kiddie pool and she’ll think she’s about to drown as if she got thrown off the Titanic. I laugh every single time. In an article by some random sports blog released today, Sam Alipour interviewed Butler on his fear of water and swimming and his answers are great.
Let’s start by putting on our life preservers.
Oh, yeah, I need both of them. I can’t swim.Seriously? So if I tore the vest off you and tossed you in —
I’d sue you.You really want my life preserver too?
Yeah, I wasn’t playin’ around. I need both.Already we’re falling apart at the seams.
See, this “new team” thing isn’t as easy as it looks.
Then they get back in the boat…
Are you seriously not gonna help?
I’m helping — as the captain and brains of the operation. [Screams] Ah, hell no! Agh! No!What?
Oh. Thought I saw an octopus. Are there any sharks out here?Uh, don’t think so.
Because if something swims beneath me, it is complete abort mission, and I am jumping out of this boat.
Flashback to when Butler went on Jimmy Kimmel and played sink or swim. He was practically fearing for his life after Kimmel kept shooting to sink him.
Coming from one of the few guys in the NBA you don’t wanna fuck with…
To be that scared of two foot water is laugh out loud funny. I mean those screams are something you hear out of a horror movie when the killer has a knife and you have nowhere to go. Jimmy you’re wearing not one but TWO life jackets dude…There’s no octopus or sharks in the water
Tough look for one of the “tough” guys in the Association, still gotta love him though.