Ben Affleck's Face Rash Is Way Too Much To Take

Benny Boy… what the fuck, man? I’m sorry, if your entire face breaks out in a rash then you just can’t go outside, as a favor to the public. I had a pimple on my lip last week (it was a pimple!) and I avoided being on video for days. If your whole goddamn face breaks out then cancel the plans and sit on the couch. There’s no need to force this. Plus, sitting on the couch is pretty goddamn sweet. I do it all the time even when my face isn’t offensive to everyone else in the world.