Butt Really Though: This Chinese Knock-Off Jordan Logo Is Draggin A Wagon
Goodness gracious. You pull up to the court and your pals are playing a friendly little game of 3-on-3. Your jumper has been wet as hell lately so you wait your turn. You get in a couple of suicides to stretch out the ole hamstrings. After all, you aren’t as you or as limber as you used to be. Their game is knotted up at 11-11. They play to 12 but you gotta win by 2. Classic street ball rules. No 2 pointers. The game is the game.
Ricky sinks the final two shots and you’re in the game. 5 minutes between games like usual. Respect that.
You take a few warm-up shots and you’re ready to go. That’s when you see it.
Them buttcheeks on Ricky’s knockoff Jordans are giving the eyes. You know what I mean. That logo wants you to slap them hams like Salt Bae would before making the dinner of his life.
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You cant concentrate on the game. You keep looking at the logo. You wanna take a picture of the logo and send it to me via direct message on twitter asking simply, “Is this Chinese Jordan shoe logo trying to the pipe?” My answer would be yes. Yes, it is. In the words of Aldo the Apache, oblige him.