Remembering Randy Moss On This Thanksgiving
This isn’t exactly “Viral” seeing as it happened exactly 19 years ago but it should be brought up every Thanksgiving, potentially even every day. Like you should wake up in the morning and immediately think, “Hey, remember that time Randy Moss dragged his balls all over the Cowboys secondary on Thanksgiving in ’98? That was absurd, huh?” and then go on with your day.
Rookie Randy Moss went into Dallas and put up three touchdowns on three catches (and a two-point conversion just for shits and giggles) in front of the entire country with John Madden swooning in the booth. The screen shot above is one of the most laugh out loud images in the history of sports. Randy staring into the camera throwing up a 3 accompanied by the most preposterous stat line imaginable. A smooth 163 yards on three grabs, all of them going for six. 20 points put up by Moss himself. Again, as a rookie. A ROOKIE. It doesn’t even make sense. It will never make sense. 51, 56, and 56 yard touchdowns, something like for The Freak, no big deal.
From me to you, I hope your Thanksgiving is even half as good as Randy Gene Moss’s was 19 years ago. And also that you end up feeling as loose as these guys before the turkey’s even carved.