Nothing Has Ever Been More Impressive Than This Street Performance Where A Marionette Puppet Becomes A Real Dancing Mouse

Alright, what the fuck kind of sorcery is this? You’re telling me with what, eight total strings, this woman made that stupid little mouse puppet the most realistic dancing Ratatouille-ass creation the world has ever seen?! How? How is that possible? If I tried that the wires would get tangled faster than those of a toy parachuter you threw off your staircase. KFC said it best on Twitter…at 45 seconds in, it goes from puppet to animated cartoon. There’s a slight build, then the chorus hits, and BAM! Most insane and impressive thing ever done on this planet.

I will never dance an EIGHTH as well as that marionette, and that’s obvious because neither will any of us, but knowing we’re only eight strings attached to our limbs away makes it hurt a little more. Elon Musk has to be building some kind of machine that can rig us up to the ceiling of a bar to stunt on everyone like this, right? If not, just make sure it’s built by the time I’m dead because I want my funeral to be my dead and limp body marionette dancing to ‘Africa’ by Toto. Grandkids walk in crying, Grandpa’s gone, but NOPE! One last laugh from Pops.

“IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYY FROM YOU!!”