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MUST WATCH: Roy Moore's Campaign Spokesperson's Brain Just Broke Live On CNN

I think this is the first MUST WATCH tag I’ve used while at Barstool and I couldn’t be happier with my choice. If that’s not a MUST WATCH then nothing is. We just watched a man’s brain break on live TV. He didn’t know what the fuck happened. He didn’t know where the fuck he was. One second he was talking to Jake Tapper and the next second he had no brain function whatsoever. Just a blank canvas. He was completely stunned by Tapper telling him you don’t have to swear on a Christian bible. That dude didn’t have the capacity to grasp that and his brain imploded then exploded right in front of our very eyes. My favorite part is the extended blink after the information enters his brain.

My guess is he was thinking, “Alright well this is the perfect time to try and become invisible for the first time”

*extended blink*

*opens eyes*

“Fuuuuuuck I’m still here”

What an unreal video. What a roasting by Tapper. He waited and waited for a response and then was like, “Alright get this clown off my show.” Potentially my favorite video of all time. I gotta sleep on it but wow. I’m so happy I lived long enough to see that.