I Wish I Could Hate Sara Underwood's New Boyfriend But I Just Can't

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The above is Sara Underwood, former Playboy Model/Girl Next Door, and current very lovely young lady. (Strong and independent and had very good college hockey goalie stats in case Deadspin comes knocking). In my 4 years of working for this here website, I’ve blogged about miss Underwood here and there. For example, one time she went fishing, which I made sure to share with the world:

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But that’s neither here nor there. The thing is, I’ve always been a big fan of Miss Underwood and her work, so when I found out today she has a studly boyfriend, I was like “aw shucks”.

But then I looked deeper, and it’s hard to hate her new guy. This dude is a fucking cabin builder…and maybe the best in the world? There has to be a best in the world at everything, and I think this is the best cabin builder. Seriously, they are amazing:

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Like, what the fuck?! How does he build these things??? And then he gets to bang Sara Underwood in them

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What a life.

So as much as I want to hate him, I can’t. Seems like he’s living the Pacific Northwest dream. Now I hope she breaks his heart into a billion pieces.