Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Virginia – A former Louisa High School sign language interpreter was sentenced to seven years in prison for having sex on multiple occasions with a teenage student.
Amanda Nasser, 32, previously pleaded guilty to the crimes during a July court hearing.
“When I came here it was to make a new life for my family,” Nasser said in court, the Central Virginian reported. “I’m sorry I didn’t get the help I needed, and didn’t take responsibility at the time it happened.”
Nasser exchanged in sexually explicit text chats and sent nude pictures of herself to the high school freshman, according to the Louisa Commonwealth’s Attorney Office.
“After several days of texting, Nasser suggested befriending the child’s mother to gain access to him outside of a school setting. She actually picked him up in a full-sized van with a bed in the back several times. She admitted to having sexual intercourse with him on four separate occasions,” Louisa Commonwealth’s Attorney Rusty McGuire said.
Well this is a Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher first. I think. I honestly can’t ever remember a sign language interpreter getting nailed for this before. And I suppose it happens all the time because it’s just such a natural. It’s just her and the student talking one-on-one, even with a whole classroom present. You’ve got that secret communication going. You can say whatever the hell you want because the chances some other freshman in the room understanding or bothering to read your ASL are practically non-existent. It’s like a more personal, intimate version of teacher/student private texting. But every bit as creepy. I don’t know where Amanda Nasser came from to make that new life, whether it was just some other state or one of Trump’s “shitholes,” but she picked the right place. Right up until she got sentenced to seven years in prison, of course.
The Grades:
Looks: I don’t know. I feel like if she really cleaned up and provided us with an in-focus picture that wasn’t taken by a police mugshot photographer, she could be OK. But so soon after the instant-legend Ann Kuroki (worth another look if you want), it’s hard to give her much more than a
Grade: C
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Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: There’s just so much to like here. Starting with the bed in the back of the van like it’s her own personal SST Mobile Unit. The plot to make friends with the kid’s mom is genius. “Maybe I could come over some night for some wine and sex with your son. I mean – to watch This Is Us! That’s what I meant! How silly of me!” Plus of course we’ve got the full confession. Very nicely done, Amanda.
Grade: A
Intangibles: What was she driving? A cherry 1978 Chevy with carpeting on the walls, moon-shaped windows in the back and a license plate that says “If the Van’s Rockin’, Don’t Come Knockin'”?
Grade: A
Overall: B-. It must be cold there in Ann Kuroki’s shadow.
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