Arizona Man Arrested For Craigslist Ad Asking To "Play With A Horse" (He Wanted To Fuck A Horse)

PHOENIX – A Phoenix man was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of conspiring to commit bestiality after seeking a horse on Craigslist. Maricopa County Sheriff’s animal crimes detectives began investigating 22-year-old Donald Waelde after a Craigslist user reported an ad posted in the website’s Missed Connections section earlier this month.Waelde allegedly stated in the ad that he wanted to “play with a horse” and offered to “do something in return” if he could have access to one.

“I want to play with a horse. Simple as that. If you have a horse and I can have access to it… I will do something in return.”

During the investigation, Waelde allegedly told sheriff’s deputies the sex act he wished to perform on the horse and agreed to meet an undercover detective Tuesday in Anthem. The detective brought a mounted posse horse as a prop. Waelde was taken into custody after reportedly admitting to placing the ad and stating his intentions to carry out the sex act. Deputies also executed a search warrant at his West Union Hills Drive home in Phoenix. Since 2011, suspects in four bestiality cases in Maricopa County have used Craigslist to find animals, Sheriff Joe Arpaio said in a statement. The sheriff’s office said Craigslist CEO Jim Buckmaster has not responded to letters from Arpaio asking the company to crack down on postings about illegal activities. Arizona passed a law in 2006 making bestiality a crime

WHOOPS! Now obviously I’m happy this alleged horse fucker got nabbed before he could “play” with a horse but if I may Donald (total horse fucker name by the way), a word of advice. Simple as that, that right there is where you tripped up. You can’t say that type of shit. I read the first line and said oh that’s cool, guy just wants to play with a horse, how nice, and then you dropped the “simple as that” and I immediately thought, hey wait a minute, is it as simple as that? It’s like when someone says “nothing more, nothing less”, a tell tale sign of there absolutely being more to what they’re talking about. It’s never as simple as just playing with a horse, not when you tell us it’s just that simple. Like I said, I’m happy you got caught but at the same time I’m offended by how bad you are at picking up horses on craigslist. Use your head one time Donald, might as well say you want to jizz in a horse after telling us how simple your intentions are. Come on.

PS

Is this the sting of all stings?

The detective brought a mounted posse horse as a prop.

Fake horse props, getting Donald horny as shit, having him walk into a horse fucking trap. How was this not an episode of COPS? How?

h/t danny