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Kris Dunn "Dislocated His Teeth" After One Of The Nastiest Post Dunk Falls You'll Ever See

So the scrappy and surprisingly fun to watch Bulls played the Warriors last night. They ctually kept it close for a half until Golden State remembered how to play Defense. But the story was this fall Kris Dunn suffered and the subsequent “dislocated teeth”. One of the nastiest dunk falls in a long long time. I keep watching it over and over and don’t understand how exactly it went so perfectly bad. It was like his teeth were a magnet for the floor. Not even a shoulder, a nose, or a piece of an elbow. He was trying to get his arms in there but they arrived just a split second too late. Nothing but teeth.

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He fell so pure that his teeth chipped the floor. Left a visible mark.

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So here’s the lesson to all of you out there. Never ever dunk. I retired from dunking before I could even complete 1. Just seemed too dangerous and as they always say, a layup also counts as 2. So any of you kids out there, take after me, never ever dunk under any circumstance. Don’t be like Kris Dunn, be like me, and live your life no more than 1.5 inches off the ground at all times, boxing people out and moving your feet on defense. Here endeth the less. Also Bulls are still back.