Paul George's House Got Robbed Last Night During The Pacers Game Because Nothing In Paul George's Life Can Go Right

INDIANAPOLIS - A platinum NBA All-Star ring was among the items stolen from the Geist home of Pacers player Paul George on Monday night. Police were called to George’s home on Diamond Pointe Drive just before midnight on a report of theft. According to the police report, the theft happened between 7:15 and 11:45 p.m. When George’s parents, who also live at the home, returned to the house late Monday night, they noticed drawers and cabinets were open throughout the home. An alarm on the door of the wine room was also going off, police said.

Police said there are no signs of forced entry at the home. George’s parents said they didn’t lock the door when they left the home earlier in the evening, because they didn’t have a key. The home’s alarm system was also not set, police said. When the Georges got home, a door in the rear of the house was open, along with a balcony door in the master bedroom.  More than $15,000 worth of jewelry and shoes was taken in the burglary, police said. Among the missing items: a 2014 Paul George NBA platinum All Star ring with diamonds, 15 watches and a pair of Air Jordan 4 “Toro” shoes. A $20 bill was also taken from the home. Investigators said they are reviewing surveillance footage from the property.

Is anyone having a worse 2014 than Paul George? Yes I know technically he makes millions and still plays professional basketball but let’s put that aside for a second and realize what has gone down for him.

He went from legit MVP candidate to a completely spotty perimeter player with an inconsistent shot. His team went from Co-Favorites in the East and a legit threat to win a title to being a total train wreck on and off the court and the laughing stock of the league. He got catfished by a gay dude.

He continued to dress like a douchebag.

He tried to repair his image after the gay dude catfishing by showing how much a of a homebody he is only to inadvertently get T-Bagged by his dog.

His fans are booing the fuck out of him and hate his guts.

You ready to go home in the first round! You’re supposed to be an All-Star

His team is about to lose to the Atlanta Hawks in the first round. The Atlanta Hawks. The 38-44 Atlanta Hawks. And now this, he gets robbed during a game.  Just an absolute shitstorm on his life for the past 4 months. He’s like the new Chris Bosh or something. Whatever could go wrong will go wrong for Paul George. At this point I think I actually feel bad for him. Just kidding, this is all so awesome and I’ve enjoyed every second of the Pacers demise.

But hey guys, remember that time they started 9-0 and everyone gave them the NBA Title! That was awesome. #NeverForget