Kid Vapes His Friend To Death Moments Before Knocking Him Out In A Jousting Matching
If there was ever a situation where I would’ve enjoyed a double knockout this was it. Two extremely hatable characters both equally deserving of a blow to the face. In the red shorts we have a nauseating mixture of surfer bro and hipster and in the blue we have a Brad. Both unapologetically vying for the attention of the crowd. If you’ve ever been in an inflatable jousting match, you understand why things transpired the way they did. Stepping into the ring essentially triggers a blackout. These two weren’t thinking they were acting on instinct. Vape bro didn’t want to knock his friend out. He was just doing what he had to do to win the fight and happened to mix in a little showmanship for good measure.
Personally, I would’ve walked away after the vape but for whatever reason he decided to finish him. The only thing that would’ve made it better was if Joaquin Phoenix emerged from the crowd to give a thumbs down.
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Oh well- boys will be boys. Besides, he was in an inflatable ring not a real one, so it’s only half the amount CTE. Hopefully he regains motor function so he can tell us what he thinks went wrong. I’d love to hear his side of the story.