John Cena Of West Newbury Mass Singing "Fly Eagles Fly" Is An Embarrassment To All Of Patriots Nation

No spine! No backbone! I guess this is what it means to be a Patriots fan these days. You can’t see an ounce of integrity in his beefed up, steroid-injected body if you tried. Between him and Marky Mark, they talk loud about being from New England, being these big time fans, but when the chips are down, they are rooting for the Eagles, just like the rest of America. I mean look at this farce!

I wouldn’t want this guy fighting beside me in the War of 1812, the Winnebago War of 1827, or even the War of Jenkin’s Ear in 1739. We don’t want him, Patriots Nation. John Cena is YOURS. We’re an ECW town with grit and violence, we have no room for pretty boy movie star meat stick John Cena.

Now hit the real music!