FINAL REMINDER: Bud Light Actually Promised To Pick Up Philly's Entire Beer Tab If The Eagles Win The Super Bowl

Dilly motherfucking Dilly! Bud Light. The gift that keeps on giving all year round. First a few Super Bowl mansions for bloggers, and now free booze for an entire city? What a beautiful, charitable organization.

Nobody could’ve predicted this in the 2017 preseason. Twas a time in which the hopes of 10 wins were unrealistically high and Doug Pederson could still be confused for the substitute Algebra teacher who required help from the kids to figure out the overhead projector. What a difference a little over 5 months makes, eh? The Eagles went from a happily mediocre shot to make the playoffs to the friggin’ SUPER BOWL. It’s still surreal.

We reminded Bud Light of their bet way back when in November when things were starting to get real, and they respectfully responded:

And now it’s do or die time. Am I saying the Eagles are a lock to win on Sunday? Fuck no. I will NEVER risk mushing this team with that guarantee chatter. Shit, even if Big Dick Nick and co. are hoisting the Lombardi Trophy I’ll still keep my trap shut in fear of some bushleague booth review that’ll Shang Tsung Mortal Kombat every Philadelphian’s souls from their chests. I’m just here to keep people’s balls to the furnace, and talk about one of your possible all-time sacrifices from Bud Light. There will already be countless gallons of beer, liquor, and blood consumed for this literal once-in-a-lifetime celebration down Broad St. But they need to be held responsible for their actions/Tweets. If Twitter can take down the high and mighty likes of Adam C. Best, nobody is safe. If you want to dance to the music ya gotta pay the band, Bud Light. Or at the very least bring back the Real Men Of Genius campaign. Some heroes still need to be recognized.

PS – Another friendly reminder, Lane Johnson not only is championing free booze, but education to the City Of Brotherly Love. What a gem.

Philly – In conjunction with Giving Tuesday, Philadelphia Eagles offensive tackle Lane Johnson has announced he will donate 100 percent of the proceeds from his new clothing line, LJ65, to the Fund for the School District of Philadelphia.