When I Was A Young Lad, I Was Horny For Tyra Banks In A Bathing Suit (And Out)

Trya is back in the news and it got me thinking. Man, I used to enjoy Victoria Secret Magazines. Each spring and early summer, they would drop a bombshell of a catalog right on our asses. I’d sneak to the mailbox every afternoon hoping that I could slip the newest edition inside my trousers. When I would open up the mailbox and see this bad boy lookin bacc at me, my heart would skip two beats.

I would stand there lookin like Jim Carrey in the cinematic adventure comedy known as the Mask.

With the cool breeze of the ceiling fan filling my virgin britches, I would casually and calmly begin to murder my penis with the utmost delight.

Next page.

Nope but I got something kinda milky… talkin jizz.. on the pages of the catalog, of course. I would never orgasm with a lady in the room. Very ungentlemanlike.

Anyway, kinda cool that I used to admire Tyra Bank’s body and now she does the same thing to mine and others just like mine. I do admit that it makes me a little uncomfortable when people masturbate whilst looking at me. At this point, I just have to realize that it’s part of being a blogger. Something about the triple comma that really gets people,,, goin.