If I Dont Get A Traditional Haka Welcoming At An Airport Before I Die, I'm Gonna Kill Myself

I’m a huge haka fan. How could you not be? I know that cultural appropriation is bad but sometimes I want to appropriate the shit out of a culture. Haka is one of those times. Yoga too. And putting a cone on my dick and walking around in the woods. That seems dope.

Hell yeah! We barbecuing.