Steve From "Blue's Clues" Is 100% The Last Guy On Earth I'd Want To Fight
As you have previously read in Robbie’s blog earlier today, Steve from “Blues Clues” wants to fight John Cena for taking over as the host of the new rebooted version of the show.
What I’m here to say right now is that there are like 7 billion people in the world. And out of all 7 billion of those people, I think that Steve Burns would be at the very top of my list for people I would like to fight the least. Not because I like the guy or anything. But because there is literally nothing more dangerous than a man who has nothing left to lose. And from the looks of it, folks, Steve Burns has nothing left to lose.
Think about this for a second. The man hosted a children’s tv show where the star of the show was an animated blue dog. That was like 20 years ago. Since then, Steve has been doing god knows what. I guess he had a little stint as a musician but have you ever heard any song by Blue’s Clues Steve? Didn’t think so.
What I’m saying is that Steve was one of the world’s biggest and brightest stars in the late 90s/early 20s. When you get to that level of fame and notoriety, only to have it all disappear in the blink of an eye? Well it can drive a man crazy. Blue’s Clues Steve is a man whose crazed strengths may know no boundaries. You don’t want to mess with a man like that. You don’t fight a man who has nothing left to lose because they’ll leave every ounce of their being out there in the ring. John Cena? He’s still got plenty more to live for. He has the new rebooted show. He has his wrestling. He has whatever else it is that John Cena does. He’s not willing to give up his life just for one fight. But Steve? His mentality is “either kill or get killed”. And that should terrify just about anybody.