Kendall Jenner Has A Vagina And I Love Lil Dicky

Great premise for a song. If I was chosing another body to be inside, I’d pick my wife. JK. Sorry for the sex joke. In reality, I’ve had sex over a 1000 times. So been there. Done that.

I’d pick Shaq or Yao Ming. Reason? I’d start snapchatting and tweeting pictures of my dick at like 2am when the other bloggers were asleep. I’d then blog the pictures really quick and get pageviews for days.

Sad part, tho. I would have violated Shaq’s privacy and been fired once Barstool got sued. That would stink. It would really come between me and KMarko friendship which I wouldnt have expected. He would barely even return my texts so I’d stop trying eventually.

Years later, I’d see that Barstool sold for 800 million dollars. The core 4 guys finally cashed in big time.

I’d text Dan. Nothing back. Kmarko. Nothing back. Dave. Nothing back. Kevin… “Thanks, man. I hope you’re doing well.”

“Wow. Who would have thought that Kevin would be the one who would reach back after all these years” I type on wordpress in order to publish at ChapsThoughts.blogspot.com. The website isnt big but it’s growing.

Side note:

“Cool vagina, Kendall Jenner. Want to take it to the White House?”