The Actor That Played Mike Teevee In Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory Was On Jeopardy The Other Night And Is Butthurt That Alex Trebek Didn't Ask Him About His Role In The Movie
Hey Mike Teevee or whatever your real name is. Shut up. JUST SHUT UP! If I don’t care that you played a character in a movie I liked a million years ago, Alex Trebek sure as fuck doesn’t care either. You think LeBron James gives a shit if some scrub that scored a bucket in the NBA 50 years ago tells him he once played in The Association too? Hell no. Alex Trebek is Hollywood royalty and has an entertainment dynasty to commandeer. Mike Teevee was the most forgettable kid that visited Willy Wonka’s factory decades ago. Augustus Gloop and Violet Beauragard were the king and queen of Snackin’ Off long before Dave Portnoy invented the internet. Veruca Salt was the biggest bitch on the planet. And Charlie Bucket was hilariously poor. Kid’s dad screwed tops on toothpaste tubes, his whole family ate cabbage soup, and his old ass grandparents with names that were wayyyyyy too similar slept in the same bed. Mike Teevee was a whiney bitch that watched a bunch of TV. Sweet character flaw, dickhead. Everyone in 2018 stares at a screen from the time they wake up until they time they fall asleep. That old sack of bones Grandpa Joe carries more weight in the show biz industry than this Mike Teevee asshole. Going to 61 countries is much more impressive than being a one hit wonder on camera. In fact, calling this guy a one hit wonder after seeing his IMDB profile is an insult to actual one hit wonders.
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To be fair, I don’t know how good his roles of Fawning Fan and Mail Room Clerk were.
We should have known this guy was an asshole just because he continued the fuccboi tradtiion of sassing up the name board.
And how about this guy talking about his wife becoming a two-time champion on Jeopardy and AGAIN getting mad at Trebek for not mentioning him? The fact his wife didn’t have three stories better than being married to his shlep ass makes this depressing story a family affair. Go sling your stupid ass toys and hold onto whatever shred of “fame” you have, Mike Teevee. Oh yeah and next time you get in front of a camera to push your agenda, you better put some respeck on Alex Trebek’s name. Or the GOAT of gameshows may show up at your door step ready to drop gloves like the badass Canuck he is.