San Antonio's Minor League Baseball Team Are Now The Flying Chanclas!

Man, even though this is for only 9 games a year, I am pumped about this. The team name “the missions” stinks out loud. Sure, theres historical references in that name but who gives a fancy fuck about all that? “Not me,” said the bee. I love nothing more than weird minor league team names. The flying chanclas, which is basically a sandal or flip flop, fits the bill. The biscuits, the jumbo shrimp, the tacos, the yard goats, the raptors, the mud dogs, the flaming frogs, the coochie lickers, the snot wranglers, the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids of the Sun League.

When it comes to minor league team names, hold your breath, count to three and you’ll be ready to begin and take a spin to pure imagination.

The Flying Chanclas. Incredible.