I Almost Bankrupted Twitter and Now I’m Coming For Facebook.

So as long time Stoolies know I’m not the best investor. In fact until a few weeks ago I had only bought 1 individual stock in my life. I bought twitter at 54, 45, and 30.  The more it dropped the more I bought.  I sold it at 18 bucks.

For those keeping score at home that is what Wall Street investors call bad investing. Twitter has rebounded nicely since I unloaded it and is now trading around 33.

So what was my master plan to rebound from my twitter debacle? By going all in on Facebook. I bought a shit ton a month ago at 174. It looked like a nice safe solid investment. It was up all the way over 190 last week. And then all this shit happened with harvesting information and fake news and a bunch of mumbo jumbo I barely understand and next thing I know Facebook crashed.  I’m talking Facebook had its biggest single day drop in 12 years. It would appear I mushed the unmushable.

And now I guess Zuckerberg is going on cnn tonigjt to defend his company. YIKES. Zuckerberg ain’t exactly the most likeable guy who has ever lived. How is this interview going to help the stock price?  Since everybody says I’m his doppleganger they should have me sub in for this interview. Like boom Zuckerberg just got way better looking, funnier and more charismatic overnight. I’d do it too because I need to save my investment. Because otherwise I got a feeling I’m gonna wake up tomorrow and Facebook may be under 100 bucks. He’s that unlikeable and I’m that big of a mush. This is not a good combo