I'm In Love With This Lady Who Inhaled Cotton Candy During An Eating Competition

Is that video old? It looks old and feels old and I might be blogging something that happened 8 years ago. Just wanna get out ahead of that in case that video is straight outta 2007. Anyway. Wifey material. That’s a girl you bring home to the folks. My soul mate. And the way she shyly smiles once she gets finished? Call 911 cause my heart just exploded. Not only am I in love with her ability to inhale large amounts of cotton candy, she’s clearly very smart. She plays to win the game. How stupid is the dumbass next to her trying to eat it off the stick? This is an eating competition bro. This isn’t a game (well it kinda is). This is war. You’re not strolling around a carnival pal. The goal is to eat the food as fast as humanly possible. He approached it like it was an ice cream cone. He deserved to get dunked on by my future wife.

PS- How weird is cotton candy though?