Get The Penis Man Off My Blog
Can we be honest for a second? I’m having a bad hair week and I’m thinking about just shaving everything right the fuck off. Will I regret it instantly? Of course, I will. I hate being bald. I sunburn easily and it makes my clothes look weird. Anyways, wearing a hat when your head is shaved is a nightmare. I’m a huge hat guy. Love em. I have over 17 hats and the collection is growing. Jealous? You betcha.
That being said, there’s so much grey. gray. ghrey. however you spell it. So much of my hair is falling out and my widow’s peaks are starting to look like widow’s summits. But, I look like ass with a shaved head so I really dont know what to do. That’s why I’m asking my pals here. Should I shave it or not or should I just fuck all the way off because you dont give a damn about my hair or my virgin sensibilities?
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Either way, I’m going shorter. Combovers are for the birds and I just can’t do it anymore.
btw, this was a bonus blog. It doesnt count as a real blog so please dont tweet at Kmarko that this wasnt blog worthy. Thank you in advance.