Joel On Price Is Right With An All Time Dumb, So Very Dumb Bid That Will Make You Question Everything

Joel…what are you…what are you doing man? It’s like people on Wheel of Fortune who try to buy vowels that have already been bought. Completely unacceptable. How do you get all the way to the big stage on Price Is Right, every kid’s dream, and forget how to wager?  I mean you learn this stuff in 3rd grade when you’re home sick from school. It’s basically all elementary school is good for, learning fake history about Columbus and staying home to learn how much his and hers bracelets cost while watching Bob Barker (now Drew Carey) borderline harass models. Everyone DREAMS of getting on that stage, high fiving sassy black women on the way down the stairs. And our dude Joel did all of that, only to go DOWN a dollar instead of up. It’s the closest without going over, Joel, you big dumb idiot! If someone bets $350, the only way you win is if you are some PIR expert like Barney Stinson and know the price is exactly $349. How do you botch that so badly?! He should have been thrown off the stage immediately. Probably thrown into Gitmo too for that un-patriotic act of terrible bidding.

And shout out to the chick on the end going $351 right in his face. Big time player making a big time wager.