Rhyno's Body Is Wild Nowadays

Listen, I’m not one to talk because I look like a fuckin’ clay man with pipe cleaners as innards, but Rhyno’s body is absolutely mind boggling at this point. I can’t watch him wrestle anymore without tilting my head like a confused puppy. As RDT pointed out, he’s got ham thighs.

What happened in the past decade that made him grow rectangularly? He get bit by a radioactive square?

Homeboy’s expanding from all angles like a Chia Pet. Unreal.