Introducing The Hottest New Fashion Trend This Summer - Beer Belly Fanny Packs

Listen I’m not going to sit here and pretend I’m some “fashion guru”. People know by now I’m a sweatshirt/windbreaker and jeans type of guy. That’s basically all I own. But with that said, when I see a fashion trend that is undoubtedly going to sweep the nation, I have no choice but to get involved. Flesh colored beer gut fanny packs. Absolutely genius. And the best part is, guys like us who are looking fit and cleaning up for the summer can throw on our flesh colored fanny pack and attract all the women that love a good old fashioned dad bob. It’s like a choose your own adventure for your body. You wear it when you want to get a few laughs from the boys and then you take it off when you’re trying to impress everyone with your fit bod. I don’t promote many fashion trends but I’m here telling you that this will be HUGE by the end of the summer. I’m talking life of the party type of stuff.

Just look at these models wearing them. I’m fucking crying right now. It’s a fanny pack that looks like you have a fat gut but the best part is you’re not actually fat. GENIUS!