Testicle Festival Is Canceled: Montana Loses A Major Draw (35+ Wet T-Shirt Contest)

After 35 years of drinking, nudity, debauchery and tens of thousands of Rocky Mountain oysters, the Testicle Festival is over.

The summer festival in Clinton known for all things rowdy has also been known for generating its fair share of fights, drunken driving and fatal crashes. Now Matt Powers, owner of the Rock Creek Lodge where the festival is held every summer, says enough is enough.

“At the end of the day I have to be able to hold my head up and be proud of how I make my living,” he said.

Well this news is a kick in the groin. Never in my life did I think Testy Fest would be canceled. How does an event with a 35+wet tshirt contest get canceled? Last week, Kayce and I were mapping out places that we would want to take our show to. Testy Fest was right at the top of the list. That dream of being belly deep in cow balls is over for me. I was looking forward to it so much. Speaking of looking forward to it, you guys should be looking forward to the release of the first official Hi Haters podcast which drops tomorrow. Help take us to the moon by subscribing here.