The Buffalo Bills Purchased The Website WeDraftedJoshAllen.Com And Our Job Is Now Complete

Well, job well done, us. It’s been a crazy ride and let’s be honest, Josh Allen was getting drafted high with or without us, but somewhere in the back of my mind I’d like to think DraftJoshAllen.com and the stoolies helped get the hype up a little. Now he’s in Buffalo’s hands (big hands might I add). Be free Josh Allen, and fulfill your destiny as the best looking Quarterback in shorts.

PS

We may have fucked this one up. Hilarious to look back on it now knowing what we know. Great job by Josh to look shocked in this one. We probably will have our PR department take a ding for this but you live and learn.