Drake Continued Trying To Talk Shit To Kendrick Perkins, Very Clearly Has A Death Wish

Alright at this point I think Drake might think he’s a prince of some sort? Like that he is Canadian royalty and can just make dudes disappear with the snap of his fingers like a Sheik? Because there’s no logical excuse for any of this. The Raptors are a loser franchise filled with bums and Drake is big mad about his favorite basketball team being bad and not good. That much is abundantly clear. But everyone knows the Raptors stink. No one cares. They just waste our time every May for six games and then go away, never to be thought of or taken seriously again. To demand to be put in an early grave just because your team stinks is just a bit of an overreaction in this man’s opinion. Also, dude you’re a rapper. “No one talks to me like that” is the most “I’m gonna call my dad!” shit a rapper can say. Your whole life is about bragging about murders you didn’t commit while dealing drugs you’ve never been around. Act like you’ve been there before ONE TIME please.

Also, the audio kinda stinks on this, but I’m pretty sure Perk yells, “BELIEVE THAT! I’M SUPERSIZED!” at the beginning and honestly that’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard yelled by a large human. Next time Dave gives me shit that’s the card I’m pulling without hesitation. It’s so perfect and even if he didn’t yell that don’t try and correct me I’ve already chosen to believe that’s what he yelled so that’s what we’re going with.