Celtics Take Philly's Best Shot....Laugh. Spit In Their Eye. Proceed To Rip Their Guts Out.
WHAT A GAME. Philly roars to a 20 point lead. All the Philly scumbags ranting and raving about how the series is over. How the only reason the Celtics won Game 1 was because of rust blah, blah, blah. Before these dummies could finish talking the Celtics cut the lead to 5 and that was that. Even though the game was close the entire 2nd half it was never in doubt. The Sixers are a bum franchise and bum franchises don’t blow 20 pt leads in Boston and win those games. Watching Kevin Hart and all the other scumbags choke all over themselves was a thing of beauty. Watching Ben Simmons get benched because he sucked brought a tear to my eye. All we hear about is #trusttheprocess. How great Embid and Simmons are. Guess what? I’ll take our guys. Scary Terry with balls dragging on the ground. Jayson Tatum domination. Jaylen Brown playing hurt. That’s guts. That’s a team.
Oh and I love Philly scumbags tweeting pictures of the Superbowl now that their beloved Sixers are getting their shit pushed in. Hey assholes we got 5 rings in football. We got 17 of em in hoops. We beat you in a Superbowl. We’re up 2-0 on your scumbag asses right fucking now. Nobody said we had a chance. The Sixers were -575 for this series. This would have to go down as one of the great chokes in the history of sports. But the thing is I know it’s not a choke. The Celtics are flat out better. And I’m sick of people saying the Sixers have the 2 best players. Do they? Says who? The experts? The same ones who keep picking the Sixers and then watching them get their ass kicked? I hope people listened to me again. I’ll keep picking the Celtics moneyline all day long. Getting rich was never this easy….
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