Cute Lil' Groundhog Adorably Blocks Traffic - Cop Shoots It In The Face.

This cop is the friend that responds to “ha ha I heard you prematurely ejaculated with Bethany ha ha” with “yeah I heard your dad left you when you were a child and your mom is currently slowly dying with Stage 4 cancer.”  Like chill out dude.  It’s a joke.  It’s a fucking groundhog.

Would hate to see what this guy does to a family of ducklings crossing the road or a bunch of turtles trying to make their way back to the ocean.  Most people slow down and take their kids out of their carseats to watch and shoot some cute animal videos for r/awwwww.

Officer Doofy pulls his department issued firearm out and blows some motherfucking animal brains all over the pavement.

Protect and serve motherfucker.