Zlatan Ibrahimović Passed His Driving Test And Will Now Show LA People How To Drive
If there is one person on Planet Earth that is going to get Americans to really care about soccer it’s Zlatan Ibrahimovi?. There’s no one in the world really that I care to correctly type an accent mark for except for Zlatan, simply because I’m scared he’ll find me and destroy me. This picture of Zlatan being an ordinary citizen for 5 minutes as he takes his driving test in front of a computer is perfect. He probably laughed out loud at the stupid questions.
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How many did you miss on the test?
“Zlatan never miss, impossible to miss. It’s the system that failed me.”
If LeBron, Steph, Harper, Rodgers, Brady spoke in third person all the time we would hate them and think they’re arrogant, but they’re no Zlatan. When Zlatan shows up to someone’s house they become the guest. When Zlatan goes to a restaurant to eat he tells the chef what’s on the menu. He’s the best. I’m a little concerned once he truly realizes how bad LA traffic is he’ll just go back home to Sweden. Zlatan does not have time to waste in traffic.
I wish he was playing in the 2018 World Cup coming up, but he’s sadly retired from international play. He said he’s going to attend though in which case I wouldn’t rule him out just randomly stepping on the field and scoring the winning goal for Sweden or any country he decides to play for.
If any beer company were smart they would pay Zlatan all the money in the world to be their spokesman and have him be the new interesting man in the world. You would instantly become the top selling beer in the galaxy. Zlatan over everything.