In the Proud Tradition of American Patriots Defying Tyranny, Jordan Chiles is Refusing to Return Her Medal to the IOC
Flavor Flav Tells The IOC To Shove Its Decision Up Their Ass - Makes A Bronze Clock Necklace For Jordan Chiles After They Tried To Strip Her Of Her Medal
The IOC is Demanding Jordan Chiles Give Her Bronze Medal to a Romanian She Outperformed. She's Refusing. Team USA Has Receipts. So It's War, Then.
UPDATE: Simone Biles Has Been Blocked By MyKayla Skinner On Instagram After Not Standing For Her Unnecessary Shit Talk
Simone Biles Reveals That The New Olympic Team Name Is "Fuck Around And Find Out," The Haters Are Sick
The Summer Olympics Had An All-Time Screw Job After USA Gymnast Jordan Chiles Does Not Qualify For The Individual All-Around Despite Having The 4th Best Score In Qualifying, Due To Ridiculous, "Two Gymnasts Per Country" Rule