'We're Not Feeding Them The Best' - British Swimmer Adam Peaty Claims Athletes Are Finding Worms In The Fish They Are Eating At Olympic Village
UPDATED DRAMA: Luana Alonso Denies She Was 'Removed Or Expelled' From Olympic Village, Wants Everyone To Stop Spreading False Info
Anything For Sleep: Gold Medalist Thomas Ceccon Napped Outside In A Park Because It's More Comfortable Than His Olympic Village Room
Paraguay Sent Luana Alonso Home From The Olympics For Creating An 'Inappropriate Atmosphere', Which Apparently Included Sneaking Out To Disneyland
No Excuses: Italian Swimmer Claims Olympic Village Being Awful With No A/C And Terrible Food Is Part Of The Reason He Didn't Make The 200m Finals
Olympics Off To A Great Start - Athletes Are Already Boycotting Eating At The Olympic Village Because There's A Food Shortage, Served Uncooked Meat
The U.S. Told the Paris Olympics Organizers To Go Fuck Themselves and Their Environmental Plan Because We're Bringing Air Conditioners for Our Athletes
The Israeli Baseball Team Gave Us An Investigative Report On How Many Athletes Can Fit (Bang) On The Cardboard Beds Before They Break
The Athletes Would Like You To Know That You Can Still Absolutely Have A Threesome On The Olympic Cardboard Beds
Is It Even Worth Going To The Olympics If You're Not Allowed To Go To Plow Town In The Athlete Village?
