It's Catastrophe on a Global Scale as Someone Secretly Recorded a Dolphins Practice and UC Barstool Posted Them!
Bill Cowher Nobly Becomes the First Man in Steelers History to Not Use Spygate as an Excuse for Losing
ESPN is Still Looking Into SpyGate and Claims Trump Made it Go Away. You Have GOT to Be Shitting Us With This.
The Cincinnati Bengals Accuse Patriots of Cheating. Patriots Promptly Break Their Backs And Make Them Humble On A National Scale Sending Cincy to New Franchise Low. (video released of spygate II)
ESPN Top Headlines: Peyton Manning's Doctor Has A Checkered Past Including Receiving Illegal Chinese HGH in 2007! Just Kidding. It’s Actually Dolphins Were Worried Pats Would Spy on Them.