Barstool Baseball"I Have A Negative Impression" - Shohei Ohtani Goes Home, Immediately Criticizes The Angels To Japanese Media
Olympic Officials Are Investigating A Very Serious Matter Where Some Athletes Were Found Drinking....They Were Drinking Alcohol
This Giant Robot Draining A Bunch Of Shots During Halftime Of The USA Game Is Far Too Good For My Liking
The Olympic Ceremonies are a Trainwreck Before They've Started as People in Charge are Getting Fired for Old Holocaust Jokes and Torturing Disabled Kids
Hot Start For The Olympics Continues - A Bear Keeps Breaking Into The Softball Stadium, Guards Trying To Use Music And Firecrackers To Catch It
A Ugandan Weightlifter Has Gone Missing At The Olympics, Leaving Behind a Note Saying He Wanted To Start a New Life In Japan
Sha’Carri Richardson - The Fastest Woman Alive - Has Been Suspended From The Olympics For Testing Positive For Marijuana In The Year Of Our Lord 2021
The Tokyo Olympics Are Supplying 150,000 Condoms, But Are Begging Athletes Not To Bang Each Other's Brains Out In The Olympic Village
