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Everybody Is Awful (Except You)
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    What The Hell Is Sea Salt?

    Everybody is Awful (Except You) with Jim Florentine

    What The Hell Is Sea Salt?

    May 10th, 2020 · 0 hr 50 min

    The people who leave 1-star reviews are controlling, pussy-whipped, entitled, and rotten (7:09)

    This man eats pizza at a gas station ...frequently. Then he leaves Yelp reviews. That’s like drinking Mad Dogs and leaving wine reviews. (12:41)

    Remember this, you cannot go wrong ordering a plain pizza pie. (17:08)

    It’s tough to find plain popcorn anymore. What the fuck is sea salt? I don’t want that salt. (19:21)

    Man writes in a 1-star review on Starbucks with the exact date and time …like it’s a fuckin' murder (20:44)

    IHOP tells this woman how life really works (29:27)

    1-star review for a $19.00 Costco cake fiasco (32:52)

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      Everybody is Awful (Except You)

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      1

      An Actual Adult Posted This On Facebook And It's Absolutely Stupid

      2

      Your 8-year-old didn't say this

      3

      This Deserves A Lot More Silence Than It Got

      4

      Be Prepared For An Avalanche of "I Got Vaccinated" Posts

      5

      Bubba The Bitch Roasts Red Lobster

      6

      Would I Go On An Adult Scavenger Hunt?

      7
      Watch Jim Florentine Do Stand-Up Comedy From The Comfort Of Your Own Living Room

      Watch Jim Florentine Do Stand-Up Comedy From The Comfort Of Your Own Living Room

      8

      The Killer Bear? It's Not The Real Story Here

      9

      Jim Florentine Trashes 1-star Yelp! Reviewer

      10

      Who Is Gonna Smile Making Seven Dollars An Hour?

      11

      Just Be Happy You Are Not This Person

      12

      Look Rick, If You Want To Do Anything ...You Have To Wear A Mask

      13

      Women Who Post For Their Husbands On Facebook

      14

      "Can You Feel It?" No, And You Have No Friends

      15

      Why Do Insurance Commercials Try To Be Funny?

      16

      Jim Florentine's Eddie Van Halen Tribute

      17

      The Packers TD Song Is Terrible

      18

      Ok, Who The Fuck Came Up With Tompa Bay?

      19

      I Warned You This Was Coming

      20

      Put Queso In My Face-O

      21

      If You Don't Bring A Shovel To Bury Your Own Shit, It's Not Camping

      22

      DO NOT Let Staff Take Your Temperature

      23

      Nachos Don't Get Enough Attention

      24

      Peanut Butter Should Attract A Man

      25

      Your Baby Never Said Any Of This

      26

      Lets' Get Away From Coronavirus and Politics & The Coronavirus

      27

      No one Is Going To Watch A Video Of Fireworks On Your Phone

      28

      Twenty-Six One-Star Yelp Reviews Is Too Many

      29

      Why Does Subway Smell?

      30

      You Are Not Allowed To Post Bad Yelp Reviews During A Pandemic

      31

      I Thought I Respected The Who

      32

      What The Hell Is Going On In Canada?

      33

      I Watched Old School Last Night

      34

      Happy Geicoween ...yuck

      35

      Nerd Christmas Eve

      36

      What A Terrible Idea ...

      37

      I Always Thought This Was Illegal

      38

      Who Celebrates Death?

      39

      They Should Just Get Matching Plates ...

      40

      Happily Married?

      41

      I Snapped On A Comic ...

      42

      Go Put Your Laundry In The Dryer

      43

      Idaho Is A Wild Place

      44

      Cocaine Penis

      45

      This Man Has 15 DWI's

      46
      Put On Kajagoogoo? I'll Sing Like A Canary

      Put On Kajagoogoo? I'll Sing Like A Canary

      47

      Let's Just Say I'm Buying Hemorrhoid Cream ...

      48
      The New York Dolls Are Connected To One Of The Worst Songs In History

      The New York Dolls Are Connected To One Of The Worst Songs In History

      49

      Italian Moms: "Did You Eat Yet?"

      50

      Disgusting Facebook Sympathy