How Many Live Racoons Can You Fit Inside A Dumpster?
That’s all I’ve thought about since Raccoon Boy strutted his stuff out of a trashcan and into the ring at RNR 4. And now I need more. Bigger trashcans. Live raccoons. Whatever it takes. Honestly though Raccoon Boy could walk out in pitch black darkness and still work the crowd into a rabid frenzy. Thankfully we’ll have the bright lights ready next Friday along with some other surprises for his entrance into RNR 5. Whether that’s Vibbs dressed up as his possum pal or dumping live coons into his dumpster remains to be seen. But either way it’s going to be a sight to behold. With 5 other Main Events on top of that.
And my favorite part about Raccoon Boy? He’s not just some gimmick that sleeps on dirty piles of trash. He’s got legitimately heavy paws and he’s more than ready to share them at a moment’s notice. Especially when he’s cornered. Based off the Skeen family’s promo they’re planning to do just that… with the whole brood, bloodhounds and all. No matter what kind of creature you are there’s nowhere to hide in that baseball stadium though. It’s gonna be a slaughterhouse one way or the other.
