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A Quick Little Ditty About Post #Quar Lovin'

Get it? The joke is that I do songs that sound nice at first but then they end with a wild surprise like anal, big penises or queefs. ha ha. Major points for originality to me. 

I do love writing stupid songs though and since middle school I've been jotting down wacky ones. Though I didn't inherit my mom's talent with instruments, I grew up in a family & around neighbors that made funny 'Weird Al style' cover songs for birthdays, anniversaries, retirements, and even for when people moved. 

In fact, at every family wedding there's still always a point at the reception where the music stops and a bunch of us pop out & sing the newlyweds a tune. Not to brag but I'm sort of the head writer for those now. The only problem is that we're all usually a bit hammered by the time we have to perform so it never turns out as good as the practice. 

Anyways, for better or worse I'm probably going to keep plonking these out during isolation. At the very least hearing me sing out several variations of a line about anal is interesting for the neighbors. 

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