ESPN Camera Guys Are In Love With Me
We are dominating the College World Series. And by that, I mean we as in Barstool and we as in Mississippi State.
I am part of both esteemed groups and we both had great days on Tuesday.
Tuesday was Day 4 for Barstool in Omaha and it continues to boggle the mind how we pulled this shit off. We are led by a clueless genius in Ben Mintz, who is the most vacant mastermind in the history of villainry. He has no idea what he's doing right or wrong, he just does it. And the result is that I got to ride his coattails out to Omaha and enjoy one of the great live sporting experiences of my life.
Watch the video above for a rundown of day 4, with a couple more notes below.
The recap:
1. ESPN can't get enough of us
First of all, shout out to the Ameristar Casino in Council Bluffs, Iowa and Penn for the sick seats behind the first base dugout. It has put me in prime position to look like a lesbian gorilla on live TV during both Mississippi State games this week.Every time there's a rally by the Bulldogs, there I am with my prepubescent swoop haircut and B-cup tits, just soaking it all in. Also a special shoutout to the stoolie cameraman who knows what the people want to see.
2. One of the greatest Mississippi State moments of my life
For eight innings, Mississippi State endured being no-hit by Virginia starter Griff McGarry. Then all hell broke loose in the top of the eighth. After cutting the lead to 4-2, State took a 5-4 lead on a three-run bomb by SEC Player of the Year Tanner Allen. I lost my fucking mind. I blacked out for 30 seconds. This is the most pure sports reaction you'll see. Joy followed by momentary composure followed by intense fear, all in about a minute. That's the MSU way.
3. Paying homage to the guy who made it possible
He's terrible and I hate him, but thanks to Ben Mintz.
