To No One's Surprise, Hot Dog Places Don't Make Great Burgers

Papaya Dog! A New York Institution! Awesome hot dogs- as you can tell I had to dabble in a little yellow mustard/relish combo dog which if I do say so myself is BY FAR the best combination for any dog. But the burger? Not so much. And that was expected. Can't blame them. If you're having high hopes for a burger at a hot dog place that's being sold for like $6.95 with a drink you're just a fucking idiot. I respect them for even keeping it on the menu.