Barstool ChicagoDoes This Look Like The Face Of A Man Arrested For Ejaculating Into His Co-Workers Water Bottle On Multiple Occassions?
Barstool ChicagoDoes This Look Like The Face of a Mother-Of-The-Year Nominee Who Was Arrested For Having Virtual Sex With Her Imprisoned Boyfriend In Front of Her Child?
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Tried To Deposit A Fake Million-Dollar Bill And Got Arrested For Meth?
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Slapped His Girlfriend With A Dildo After She Said "You're Not A Man, You're A Mouse" While They Had Sex?
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Arrested For Blowing Air Horns Around A Neighborhood Early On Sunday Mornings For Weeks?
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Became Violent When His Wife Made His Grilled Cheese Sandwich Too Cheesy?
This Absolutely Is The Face Of A Guy Who Got Arrested For Growing Psychedelic Mushrooms In His Apartment
